Honestly, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other. VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to 35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT.
2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.... Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself
3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive daily ancestral tips.
4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to receive daily soap to your phone
5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....Txt HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to plaster your heart.
6. Dear Customer are your enemies troubling you? Text Thunder fire enemy to 333505 for thunder to strike them.
Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTY TIPS... for what??
1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to 35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT.
2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.... Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself
3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive daily ancestral tips.
4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to receive daily soap to your phone
5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....Txt HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to plaster your heart.
6. Dear Customer are your enemies troubling you? Text Thunder fire enemy to 333505 for thunder to strike them.
Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTY TIPS... for what??
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